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BLOW, WINDS, AND CRACK YOUR CHEEKS! RAGE! BLOW, YOU CATARACTS AND HURRICANOES! SPOUT, TILL YOU HAVE DRENCH’D OUR STEEPLES AND DROWN’D THE CLOCKS!…
RUMBLE THY BELLYFUL! SPIT, FIRE! SPOUT, RAIN!
The Pronghorn - Antilocapra americana
The pronghorn is still colloquially known as the “prong-horned antelope”, even though it’s not actually related to the true Old World antelopes, which are native to Asia and Africa. It fills a similar ecological niche, and appears very similar, due to convergent evolution.
When humans first arrived in North America, there were five species of Antilocarpa extant, but the other four have since gone extinct. The other North American Artiodactyla were much larger than the pronghorns are. In fact, the fawns of these ruminants are so small at birth (only a few lbs) that they’re not uncommonly snatched by golden eagles, in smaller harems that cannot effectively defend their offspring while eating.
Quadrupeds of North America. John James Audubon, 1854.
To add to, and perhaps detract from, this lovely illustration, I present the wonderful Texas version of “Lie in the bed you’ve made”.
“It’s time to paint your ass white and run like a pronghorn.”
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I’m sorry.
It had to be done.Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
oh dear
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
^Literally my face when it hit
L.M.F.A.O.
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