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lonelyheartsdeathmetal: TOO LATE, SPACE JESUS

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:27:27 -0500

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

TOO LATE, SPACE JESUS

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:05:18 -0500

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:56:16 -0500

BLOW, WINDS, AND CRACK YOUR CHEEKS! RAGE! BLOW, YOU CATARACTS AND HURRICANOES! SPOUT, TILL YOU HAVE...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:12:00 -0500

BLOW, WINDS, AND CRACK YOUR CHEEKS! RAGE! BLOW, YOU CATARACTS AND HURRICANOES! SPOUT, TILL YOU HAVE DRENCH’D OUR STEEPLES AND DROWN’D THE CLOCKS!…

RUMBLE THY BELLYFUL! SPIT, FIRE! SPOUT, RAIN!

biomedicalephemera: The Pronghorn - Antilocapra americana The...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:00:51 -0600

biomedicalephemera:

The Pronghorn - Antilocapra americana

The pronghorn is still colloquially known as the “prong-horned antelope”, even though it’s not actually related to the true Old World antelopes, which are native to Asia and Africa. It fills a similar ecological niche, and appears very similar, due to convergent evolution.

When humans first arrived in North America, there were five species of Antilocarpa extant, but the other four have since gone extinct. The other North American Artiodactyla were much larger than the pronghorns are. In fact, the fawns of these ruminants are so small at birth (only a few lbs) that they’re not uncommonly snatched by golden eagles, in smaller harems that cannot effectively defend their offspring while eating.

Quadrupeds of North America. John James Audubon, 1854.

To add to, and perhaps detract from, this lovely illustration, I present the wonderful Texas version of “Lie in the bed you’ve made”.

“It’s time to paint your ass white and run like a pronghorn.”

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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:51:48 -0600

the-absolute-funniest-posts: officialeo: I’m sorry.It had to be...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:51:18 -0600

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officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done.

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

^Literally my face when it hit

L.M.F.A.O.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:57:36 -0600

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Fri, 25 Jan 2013 07:47:00 -0600

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Converting Wraith

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:27:58 -0600

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Converting Wraith

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Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:27:46 -0600

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HER FACE

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Mon, 21 Jan 2013 02:04:04 -0600

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Once again, Ms. Kate Beaton

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Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:03:58 -0600

beatonna: HAV reader Carolyn has sent me some innnnteresting...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:22:07 -0600

beatonna:

HAV reader Carolyn has sent me some innnnteresting graffiti from Austin TX

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Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:11:12 -0600

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Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:12:34 -0600

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David Mitchell, Everyone.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:52:49 -0600

David Mitchell, Everyone.

GPOY

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 12:29:34 -0600

GPOY

the-absolute-funniest-posts: homovikings: jollykianagalaxy: dives-and-lazarus: thIS GIGF OF FRODOO...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:42:51 -0600

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homovikings:

jollykianagalaxy:

dives-and-lazarus:

thIS GIGF OF FRODOO FROZE AND I”M LAUGHING

i love this post so much i printed it out and put it above my bed

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“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:42:28 -0600

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…